The latest must-read Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows has had more leaks than mommie dearest with an exhausted pelvic floor.
Melissa from Montreal ended up with a copy from Wal-Mart supermarket and refused to hand it over because she hadn’t finished it.
JK Rowling has filed a £60 million lawsuit against the New York Post for leaking and printing the plot.
And there is the American couple getting married at the weekend. Their wedding night will have no under-the-sheet shenanigans because after the reception they are hot-footing it to the bookstore to queue with the trillions to get their copy.
Well done world. Keep the madness coming. 
