Who would have thought so much angst went into finding the pair of perfect pants (knickers we mean, not trousers).

The Ronald can vouch for this when he went on a mission to find some Ferrari-red underwear for his Fashion At 4 slot. He shed blood, sweat and diva tears trawling the pantie-aisle of Agent Provocateur, Victoria’s Secret and Love Kylie’s drawers. No luck.

How hard can it be to find red knickers, we howl?!?! Exceedingly so, says our Ronald. ‘There is respectable red, and there is jam-tart red.’

Nothing came up to his high standards so if anyone knows where to get the best red pants in town, email him. Please.

Tatiana Golovin sparked the red trend this week and now has a new nickname, Knickers.

The Ronald says, after this week, he has a new nickname too. Knackered.

Tatiana has been knocked out of Wimbledon but apparently has more pant-tastic plans for the next tennis tournament. ‘Of course I’ve got something crazy planned for the US [Open],’ she says.

I’m just about to break the news to The Ronald. Bless.