The new cool is uncool. Yes even we find it hard to keep up…

Forget David Beckham and think Biffy Clyro (check out the anthem). The Scottish rockers are anything but shiny, shiny stars and the threesome have started a new trend.

How to be the new cool

1 Don’t have a constant pap following.

2 Shout Mon The Biffy in moments of dull silence (trains/planes or automobiles).

3 Grow hair everywhere (girls, this means you too).

4 Speak your mind without a publicist on hand.

5 Turn down a lucrative L’Oreal ad campaign.

6 Say you have never ever never heard of Paris Hilton.

7 Ditch designer dressing.

8 Eat onions.

9 You would rather die than win the Mercury Music Prize.

10 Grow your toenails and flaunt it in open-toed shoes.

Biffy time