The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up… (we can’t wait til 4 for this!!!)
Hold on, wait a minute. How hard can it be to get a bikini right? Mis-matching underwear for a spontaneous dip in the ocean. Rrrrrright. Britney Spears.
And if you dare follow this beach-lingerie trend you deserve to get a swordfish where the sun don’t shine. No, this is called how-not-to-make-a-splash.
Take our advice and look fabulous in this instead.
Tara Matthews jewel trim bikini, £200
