The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up…
Good gosh.
Stop the bus. I need to go and lie in a dark room. It has been like five days and I still can’t get over the sight of Paris Hilton in that…that…that… leopard-print play suit. And don’t get me started on the matching pooch!!!! My eyeballs are BURNING.
Listen, pussycats. If you are going to do leopard print. Do it like this. And lose the dog.
Christian Louboutin peanut leopard wedges, £375
