The rules of success are simple. Be a supermodel.

Doesn’t it seem a zillion years ago when Linda Evangelista said she ain’t getting out of bed for less than $10,000?!?!?! Actually it was 1990 to be precise, so almost a zillion years.

Linda had better rethink her day rate fast because models 2007 are making 21st-century superbucks.

Forbes has released its list of top-earning models.

1. Gisele Bundchen: $33 million

2. Kate Moss: $9 million

3. Heidi Klum: $8 million

4. Adriana Lima: $6 million

5. Alessandra Ambrosio: $6 million

We’re not jealous in The Juicer. We repeat we are not jealous. Okay, so we are more transparent than a pair of Dior diaphanous underpants. I wannabe a goddamn supermodel!!!!!!!

She’s so money