We bring the music forward today because this is better than a caffeine kick. The man is spreading fan love faster than a rabid dog in an Olympic-sized kennel.

We get on the T-Pain train with this one…

Your 5-a-day dished up. Gimme some of that Hollywood yum…

1 Penelope Cruz and sis go Mango. New fashion collection unveiled.

2 Posh and Paris. No love yet.

3 Pete Doherty. Litter fine this time.

4 Charley scandal. More Big Bother over agent shenanigans.

5 Katie and Suri Cruise. Mommy and baby time.

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Some tracks are tastier than chip-shop chips with brown sauce.

If there was justice in the world Rihanna would be toppled from the top and replaced with Teenagers by My Chemical Romance.

While the world watches Rihanna parading her umbrella, Gerard Way’s umbrella is more up my street. The six-issue comic book (The Umbrella Academy) goes on sale soonish. Teen superheroes struggling with puberty are something different for a rainy day.

 Dang, the wind took my umbrella

‘I want to be a black Madonna,’ says Rihanna.

The singer who is still top of the UK charts with Umbrella has made a good start for someone who wants the same career-long success as Madonna.

She’s even getting into the reinvention groove. ‘I wanted to get a little dirty, dye my hair black and cut it short.’

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The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up…

Victoria Beckham turned up at the LA Galaxy stadium in a hot pink RM Moon Dress. The £990 origami-folded stretch cotton frock designed by Roland Mouret is the latest must-have dress on the planet.

Let’s face it, you’re never going to get a RM without selling a kidney, so do this one instead.

Diane Von Furstenberg pink knit dress, £217

Revive Monday with Parton power. No one is too cool for this.

We do who you would like to meet before you die…

Parton Power is better than Girl Power. Because no one does it like Dolly and what you see is what you get. Richer than rich and pumped up with musical talent, these are there questions we would ask DP.

1 Will you let Kanye West cover 9 til 5?

2 How do you mend a broken heart?

3 Has Victoria Beckham won you over?

Dollywood blonde

Your 5-a-day dished up. Gimme some of that Hollywood yum.

1 Victoria Beckham starts smiling.

2 Footballer Thierry Henry splits from his wife.

3 Catherine Zeta Jones loves a crisp sandwich. Just like us.

4 Rapper Remy Ma arrested for murder charges.

5 Rihanna. Nine weeks at the top.

So super-successful Rihanna 

The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up. Because we believe fashion is the best complementary medicine.
We’ve gone all retro Blondie for our fashion inspiration this weekend. Just one look at Debbie Harry was all it took. The best blonde has ressurrected her rock chic look for a sell-out UK tour just now (see anthem at 11 today) and we are like… gimme some of that.

Pop-star material

Tank dress, £210

Debbie (sorry Deborah) Harry is rocking the UK with a sell-out tour like it was 1979. She might be 62 but that doesn’t stop hot mic action. Echo And The Bunnymen were her support at Edinburgh Castle this week.

We go retro with Blondie at her best.

Blondie rocks