The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up…
Okay, so blame Lindsay Lohan not me for reviving the ankle bracelet trend. She’s out of rehab and wearing an alcohol-monitoring ankle strap.
Be different and go for wrist action instead.
Juicy Couture set of three bangles, £50
Winona Ryder has been embraced back into the A-list arms of Hollywood.
She’s been dodging the limelight since her grand theft arrest in 2001 and now she’s feeling perky enough to be famous again.
Here’s what she says about the shoplifting ouch moment.
‘I didn’t have this tremendous sense of guilt, because I hadn’t hurt anyone,’ says Ryder in Vogue August 2007. ‘Had I physically harmed someone or caused harm to a human being, I think it would have been an entirely different experience.’
I’m back
The new cool is uncool. Yes even we find it hard to keep up…
Forget David Beckham and think Biffy Clyro (check out the anthem). The Scottish rockers are anything but shiny, shiny stars and the threesome have started a new trend.
How to be the new cool
1 Don’t have a constant pap following.
2 Shout Mon The Biffy in moments of dull silence (trains/planes or automobiles).
3 Grow hair everywhere (girls, this means you too).
4 Speak your mind without a publicist on hand.
5 Turn down a lucrative L’Oreal ad campaign.
6 Say you have never ever never heard of Paris Hilton.
7 Ditch designer dressing.
8 Eat onions.
9 You would rather die than win the Mercury Music Prize.
10 Grow your toenails and flaunt it in open-toed shoes.
Biffy time
Wake up and have your 5-a-day. Gimme some of that Hollywood yum…
1 Big Brother Bili axed to save Charley? You decide.
2 Beckham boys on the ball. Football kickabout.
3 Paris Hilton recording second album. Yeow!
4 Criss Angel does magic. Mindfreak moment.
5 Versace party pics. The beautiful people get down.
Naomi and co go Versace
We do who we would like to meet before we die…
Homer Simpson is a definite, oh-yeah WLTM. Bonkers maybe but the man is an icon and The Simpsons Movie hype is bigger than Homer’s underpants. The man is like so now.
Homer, it is three-question time…
1 Would you leave Marge for Victoria Beckham?
2 Now you are an A-list movie star will you be wearing an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet?
3 If Matt Groening could grant you one wish what would it be?
A-list WLTM
We’ll grow a beard if we have to wait until 11am for the anthem slot. Dig this now and see what it does to your fandango. Could be good or bad??!?!?
Folding stars
Dizzee Rascal walked with the Mercury Prize in 2003 Boy In Da Corner. Could he come back for seconds? 12 albums are up for the £20,000 Mercury Music Prize…
Arctic Monkeys: Favourite Worst Nightmare
Amy Winehouse: Back To Black
The View: Hats Off To The Buskers
Jamie T: Panic Prevention
Klaxons: Myths Of The Near Future
Dizzee Rascal: Maths And English
Fionn Regan: The End Of History
The Young Knives: Voices Of Animals And Me
Bat For Lashes: Fur And Gold
Basquiat Strings with Seb Rochford: Basquiat String
Maps: We Can Create
New Young Pony Club: Fantastic Playroom
The Mercury Music Prize winner?!?!?
The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up…
Victoria Beckham snapped up rare fuchsia Hermes Birkin bag an a auction, but hasn’t used it. ‘I think of the bags as an investment.’
Forget that, bags need to be pampered and adored. Show some love for this bag… show it off in style.
Mulberry leather Bayswater bag, £495
Love me, love my bag
We do who we would like to meet before we die…
Whatever happened to teen pop Martika? She makes the WLTM because where do pop stars go when the hits run out? We want to ask her these three questions?
1 I Feel The Earth Move or Toy Soldiers? Which song should Rihanna cover?
2 Do you think Britney can pull off her musical comeback?
3 When was the last time you Googled yourself?
The Ronald is too upset to write due to the latest tongue lashing Victoria Beckham suffered over the debut of her television show last night in the States. And he hates cheese.
New York Times reviewer Alessandra Stanley compared the show to cheddarvision.tv where you can watch mould grow on cheese.
‘Watching Victoria Beckham: Coming to America is a little like that site – although the cheddar probably has an ounce or two on Mrs Beckham, who is also famous for being thin but with very large breasts,’ says Stanley.
Watch it on itv tonight at 9pm.
