Your 5-a-day dished up the morning (um, the afternoon) after the night before. It helps to have some Hollywood yum…
1 Beckham’s debut. The A-list stars come out to watch.
2 Keith Urban confessions. Nicole Kidman, marriage and rehab.
3 Lindsay Lohan. Rehab relapse?
4 David Beckham baby machine. He wants more, more kids.
5 Jodie Marsh. On the husband hunt.
The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up…
Let’s cut to the chase. If Victoria Beckham can wear vertiginous heels to a soccer match with her kids, you can suffer for your fabulousness too. Be as brave as Beckham and go spiking across grass in these…
Jimmy Choo sandals, £325
Feel the sunshine on your face! It’s rise-and-shine time. Gimme some of that Hollywood yum.
1 Victoria Beckham. LA is home sweet home.
2 Love Kylie. Marriage on the cards?
3 Nicky gets the BB boot. Big Brother boos.
4 TomKat Beckham bash. The 600-welcome-to-LA party.
5 Mr Big. No-no movie Sex And The City for him.
Mr Big stuff
We do who we would like to meet before we die.
Why has Kylie Minogue not made the WLTM List until now?!?!? Obviously a gargantuan mistake that we remedy right now.
KM is WLTM material. Fun, bubbilicious, and bright… (plus lots more liciousness under the sun). Oh we could on and on and on. Don’t go back to Martinez, we love you more than enough in The Juicer.
KM questions
1 Do you love dog Sheeba so much you travel to Paris to take it for walks?!?!
2 Does Dani borrow clothes and never ever gives them back?
3 Who would you cover. Annie Lennox or Madonna song? It is one or the other.
What’s with the sunnies West?
Feel the sick beat before the sun rises. Aye, we never went to bed last night so anthem at 11 just got pulled to 5am cos we are still on party time.
And that is Daft Punk you can hear all over the song.
What’s the spell to fix water on the brain? We’ve been up like forever queuing in the rain to get you-know-what.
All-night Potter raves on trains and wand-wizardness are still going strong and it is now four tick-tocks past 5am!
From Bristol to Bangladesh and Bangkok, the world’s wait is over. Durrrum roll if you please. Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows is out.
We could tell you all about the magic madness at the Natural History Museum in London last night but we are obviously too exhausted.
When you find out who died, come back and join us on The Juicer. We haven’t killed anyone. Yet.
The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up…
Good gosh.
Stop the bus. I need to go and lie in a dark room. It has been like five days and I still can’t get over the sight of Paris Hilton in that…that…that… leopard-print play suit. And don’t get me started on the matching pooch!!!! My eyeballs are BURNING.
Listen, pussycats. If you are going to do leopard print. Do it like this. And lose the dog.
Christian Louboutin peanut leopard wedges, £375
Okay, we feel partly responsible for Tara Reid’s latest fashion slating.
Good Lordy, when we championed the wonders of the little green dress, we forgot to mention a crucial must-do.
While we still stick to our guns when we said you don’t need to star in a Dior advertising campaign to wear green, we should also have cautioned that you…
…should wear a bra.
Sorry, Tara. You’ll get it right next time.
Mango fashion is smoking hot right now.
Sisters Monica and Penelope Cruz have added extra flaming-hot-fashion sizzle to the latest collection with their A-list designs. In the meantime, you can make the most of sale fever and grab bargains online at mangoshop.com.
Who says you can’t wear green unless you star in a Dior advertising campaign? Not us, sister! We have snapped up this emerald goodie at a fantabulously reduced price of £30.
Green means go gettit
We do who we would like to meet before we die…
Annie Lennox makes an entertaining WLTM. In her 25-year career she was waltzed off with four Grammy and 11 Brit awards.
Now the singing star is calling in star studio favours for a new charity single (out Sept). She’s asked 23 singers including Madonna, Shakira, Sting, Joss Stone, Dido and Celine Dion to put their vocals to a good cause.
Annie’s album is out in October.
80s Annie
