South Park won’t be outdone by The Simpsons’s attempt to steal all the headlines (the movie, the yellow carpet, Homer’s invite to A-list Beckham bash).

The cartoon show is in the running for an Emmy Award this year. The South Park episode Make Love, Not Warcraft is nominated for Outstanding Animated Programme.

Kenny Emmy

Wardrobe-pick-me-up time…

Think bold and glow the next time you take off on a shopping spree.

Print has splashed itself all over the latest designs but we’re not convinced with the rainbow-riot trend unlike Gwen Stefani.

She works it in an over-the-top smock-like dress in splashed orange but it’s a hard look to pull off.

Instead, pick key colours or at least confine print to tops and not dresses and you’ll look superlicious and ripe.

Tory Burch sleeveless orange Deneuve blouse, £175; Milly tulip camisole top, 160; Rachel Roy Turquoise silk Stacey tiered tank top, £345; Paul & Joe green smock top, £285;

Rise and shine time. It’s a Lindsay Lohan and Britney free day. Gimme some of that Hollywood yum…

1 Usher time. He is getting married.

2 Jennifer Lopez is back.

3 Erin + David. Little Britain love.

Erin in love

I smell damp people.

The incessant rain, rain, rain in the UK has put a damp patch on our lives. We need to sniff something good. We need to sniff it NOW.

We don’t do Mariah Carey M. No we are not feeling the love for Coleen from Coleen McLoughlin. No thanks to Prince and his 3121. And don’t get us started on Cumming The Fragrance (Holy chrust, Alan Cumming what are you thinking?!).

The latest fragrances are bleurgh right now. But there is one scent success worth big sniffs. Don’t matter that it is for men. I’m off to get drenched in Davidoff Cool Water. Guess what sold it?!?! We heart Josh.

Beats the rain

The Plain White T’s are super pleased with themselves.

Um, what-slash-who are The Plain White T’s?

Whoever, whatever, they managed to topple Rihanna and her Umbrella off the top slot on the Billboard charts in the States. Hey There Delilah makes it to No 1.
She is, however, still going strong in the UK. Not that we mind in The Juicer. Everyone but Stevo loves Umbrella.

Then again, the worm is starting to turn. The Ronald is desperately disappointed with Rihanna’s latest Shut Up And Drive. According to him it is ‘Eighties pimp pop with frungle beat.’ Miss Jackson when he’s nasty.

Hold on wait a minute. The Plain White T’s (why the apostrophe says Claudette?!?!?!?) are a pop rock punk pop band from Illinois. Pop rock punk pop? We’ll go with that.

Every second counts

Enormous tune you either love or love-to-hate. Swallow this whole and see how it goes down.

Plain White T’s

The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up…

Eva Longoria knows how to shine in a 600-throng crowd. When the A-list crowd put on their designer-best looks at the Beckhams-Welcome-To-LA party, Eva was one little star who outshone the most.

Eva opted for a short and sweet buttercup satin short dress teamed with green peep-toe shoes (we know it doesn’t sound good on paper) and succeeded in stealing VB’s thunder. Gotta work the rainbow and go back to black next week.

Here is how to stand out short and sweet in an A-list crowd

Jay Ahr green strapless silk mini dress, £1,315
Catherine Malandrino sequined mini dress, £640

Jordan and Peter Andre have decided on a name at last for their poor (until now) unnamed mite.

Welcome to the world Princess Tiaamii (pronounced Tee-ah-me).

Come and get your tea Princess Tiaamii. Stop picking your nose Princess Tiaamii. Leave off thumping Harvey, Princess Tiaamii. Wait till your father gets home Princess Tiaamii!!

It grows on you. Just you wait.

The rules of success are simple. Be a supermodel.

Doesn’t it seem a zillion years ago when Linda Evangelista said she ain’t getting out of bed for less than $10,000?!?!?! Actually it was 1990 to be precise, so almost a zillion years.

Linda had better rethink her day rate fast because models 2007 are making 21st-century superbucks.

Forbes has released its list of top-earning models.

1. Gisele Bundchen: $33 million

2. Kate Moss: $9 million

3. Heidi Klum: $8 million

4. Adriana Lima: $6 million

5. Alessandra Ambrosio: $6 million

We’re not jealous in The Juicer. We repeat we are not jealous. Okay, so we are more transparent than a pair of Dior diaphanous underpants. I wannabe a goddamn supermodel!!!!!!!

She’s so money

Ja Rule is making a rap comeback. That is if jail doesn’t get in the way first. He was arrested at the weekend for possessing a loaded gun.

We stick with the theme with this loaded mix.