The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up…

Wimbledon is getting our fashion feathers in a ruffle. The wardrobe-zinger moment was Tatiana Golovin’s pair of bright red knickers beneath her whites.

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Spanx me

Who would have thought so much angst went into finding the pair of perfect pants (knickers we mean, not trousers).

The Ronald can vouch for this when he went on a mission to find some Ferrari-red underwear for his Fashion At 4 slot. He shed blood, sweat and diva tears trawling the pantie-aisle of Agent Provocateur, Victoria’s Secret and Love Kylie’s drawers. No luck.

How hard can it be to find red knickers, we howl?!?! Exceedingly so, says our Ronald. ‘There is respectable red, and there is jam-tart red.’

Nothing came up to his high standards so if anyone knows where to get the best red pants in town, email him. Please.

Tatiana Golovin sparked the red trend this week and now has a new nickname, Knickers.

The Ronald says, after this week, he has a new nickname too. Knackered.

Tatiana has been knocked out of Wimbledon but apparently has more pant-tastic plans for the next tennis tournament. ‘Of course I’ve got something crazy planned for the US [Open],’ she says.

I’m just about to break the news to The Ronald. Bless.

There’s been a big shitzinger between the Klaxons and Grace track Not Over Yet. Fans up in arms, fans on their knees in worship. Who does it best. Do you mess with a club classic. So much angst, not enough time.

It is Saturday. You need to dance up your groove. Controversial or not, we pick Grace to be the anthem to kick off a new month now (ok, tomorrow). Our sun dance for summer if you like (it’s about time, brrrrrrr).

Grace classic

Dallas The Movie is getting A-list knickers in a twist.

Suddenly everyone wants to be part of the great oil-feud-Ewing-drama remake.

The bestest latest rumour to roar out of Hollywood is that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are locked in battle to be mini minx Lucy Ewing. Both blondes want the part and are pulling out the stops to get on the exclusive cast list.

Jennifer Lopez is set to be Sue Ellen Ewing, Luke Wilson will be Bobby Ewing, John Travolta wants to be oil mogul JR Ewing, while Shirley MacLaine is down for the part of Miss Ellie Ewing.

Brad Pitt could take the role of Ray Krebbs. Brad started off his career playing ‘Randy’ back in 1988 in Dallas.
Production is set to kick off in October after Travolta has finished filming his lead role in Hairspray.

Check out the Dallas website for the latest Victoria Principal interview, which will go live at some point today.

Dallas cast rumours

	Jennifer Lopez as Sue Ellen Ewing
	John Travolta as JR Ewing
	Shirley MacLaine as Miss Ellie
	Luke Wilson as Bobby Ewing
	Marcia Cross as Pamela Barnes Ewing
	Paris Hilton as Lucy Ewing

Each day we do Would Like To Meet… a special mention to someone you would like to meet before you die.

Miko Fenzine from south London shouts out this WLTM and we agree. Californian art-rockers Cold War Kids ripped up Glastonbury with a guitar-hot set and won over more fans than you would believe. Listen out for the Anthem at 11 Hang Me Up To Dry sounding out soon on The Juicer.

Doin it for the Kids

Your 5-a-day (with some on the side) dished up. It’s Brit buzz and Hollywood yum…

1 Prince William and Concert For Diana talk.

2 Kate Middleton. The break-up diet.

3 Elton John rocks. Who got invited.

4 Billi no mates. Big Brother model gets the boot.

5 Piers Morgan’s got talent. The multi-million chat-show deal.

6 Harry Potter magic. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix movie is the ‘best yet’.

7 Catwalk talk. The trends and looks you need to know for autumn.

8 Myleene Klass does as Demi. She bares baby bump for photoshoot.

Myleene, Demi, Britney bumps

The time of day for a wardrobe pick-me-up.

Christian Joy and Stella Vine at Topshop set the trend for the weekend look. Throw away your cares and look punk hot for the last June weekend.

We’ve seen the Vine break-up tee. Now get your New York kicks with a mule tunic.

Christian Joy mule tunic, £50

The Joy of fashion

The week that was on planet Earth. Here’s what went down…

1 Tony Blair is gone.

2 Paris Hilton is free.

3 Glastonbury rocks the world.

4 The Spice Girls reunite.

5 Wimbledon fortnight kicks off.

6 Henman loses to Lopez.

7 Michael Parkinson quits Parkinson.

8 Jordan has baby girl.

9 Oprah Winfrey opens shop.

10 Britney papped nude (almost).

Croissant-chewing Oasis-queuing Pete Doherty in his ship-shape days. Check out 51 seconds of Pete.

Amy Winehouse belts out the music anthem to kick off Friday with her new video Tears Dry On Their Own.

Winehouse tears